Busted

I... have been a good cat.

Oh dang.

My other tin-opener hooked up with my tin opener. Hey! They live like... 5 houses apart! And I am exceedingly hungry!

Now... well? My other tin-opener got this Maine Coon. Not that I mind. There is enough food to share.

Oh well.

I have been found out. Two-timing. Well.

I am a cat.

Worship me.

You will, won't you?

^..^

Err...