Winter

Hm. Being cold is one thing. Being hungry is another thing. Being cold and hungry plain blows. But this guy got me a basket, blanket and brings me food. Hm. I have a shed. We shall see.

Seasons

Your garden starts to look different. Did I say your? I meant mine. I was here before you were.

Litter box

Size matters. This is a good one.

All things considered

that stairwell does not look like much. But the new guy got me this basket. And a blanket. And puts food down.

As much

as I like food... do not put it out for me in your place... I like food more than I like you and much more than I like your place. And stop looking at me.

Excercise

Ha. I do not see you doing that anytime now. Bow. Deeper.

Kitchen

You looking down. Me looking up. I can smell food. We are not amused.

Again

You again. Oh well. Do not forget to feed me.

Waiting

I really had this place to myself. Mine to explore, mine to own.



And now this guy shows up all the time. Well. I have time.



I can wait. For food.

Resistance

certainly is not futile if you are a cat. Then again, he got milk.

And what's the harm in being touched if it means... more food?

Trade-off

So I get food. But I have to pose. Hm. I am hungry.


And cute. And a cat. I can do it.

Again

He fed me again. I can deal with that.

Patience

is relative. Is there food involved?


Nummy. There is. Worth waiting for.

Tuna

Wow. This is not my bowl. Somehow that guy who sticks around got me a bowl. This is tuna. In a tin foil contraption. As if I'd mind. This is tuna. And kibble.


I like kibble.


I like tuna. Now mind your own business.

Stairwell

All things considered, my shed looks better than this. But there is also less food in there.


So I... tuck in while it is there. The food that is.

Lemme

eat! I do not need company whilst doing that!


Well, you are a bit of a bother, but I had food. So I am OK for now. Stay away. If you know what is good for you.

Right

Here I am. You seem bound to stay here. Let me introduce myself. I am a small cat. Now feed me. Now!

We seem to have different notions of "now". Will you feed me instantly if I sit pretty?

Adoption

The hedgehog in the garden was interesting for a while. But so maintenance intensive. I got a better one.

Spikey

Ooo. I was wondering what that noisy creature under the heap was. A hedgehog.

Exploring

Huh. So this is where you live. Well, I live in the shed and it looks better. Now feed me.

Which part of "Now feed me" did you not get?


Argh! Who's that cat?!

Now what

You left my yard. Good. Now why are you looking at me?

Still here?

You do not give up, do you? Well, neither do I. I was here before. Who are you anyway?

Time

I have all day. Do you?

Shed

Huh. So you do stick around. Well. I go back to my place. The shed.

Right

You seem to be here to stay. So am I. What gives.


Let me look at you. You are here a lot of the time. Why?

Messy

I do not mind the mess. What I mind is all those people walking around. I had the place to myself before you arrived. Shame.

What

Really now. I was here before you were. Leave me alone. This is my place.