Stairwell

All things considered, my shed looks better than this. But there is also less food in there.


So I... tuck in while it is there. The food that is.

Lemme

eat! I do not need company whilst doing that!


Well, you are a bit of a bother, but I had food. So I am OK for now. Stay away. If you know what is good for you.

Right

Here I am. You seem bound to stay here. Let me introduce myself. I am a small cat. Now feed me. Now!

We seem to have different notions of "now". Will you feed me instantly if I sit pretty?

Adoption

The hedgehog in the garden was interesting for a while. But so maintenance intensive. I got a better one.

Spikey

Ooo. I was wondering what that noisy creature under the heap was. A hedgehog.

Exploring

Huh. So this is where you live. Well, I live in the shed and it looks better. Now feed me.

Which part of "Now feed me" did you not get?


Argh! Who's that cat?!

Now what

You left my yard. Good. Now why are you looking at me?

Still here?

You do not give up, do you? Well, neither do I. I was here before. Who are you anyway?

Time

I have all day. Do you?

Shed

Huh. So you do stick around. Well. I go back to my place. The shed.

Right

You seem to be here to stay. So am I. What gives.


Let me look at you. You are here a lot of the time. Why?

Messy

I do not mind the mess. What I mind is all those people walking around. I had the place to myself before you arrived. Shame.