Truth

Just the way it is

Long time

no see. Not that I mind that as such.


But... when I am not there to make sure, you tend to



fill my bowl with dry food instead of meat. And treats. So.


See how cute I am. And how hungry. And act. Now.

Hop

Sleeping in the sun is good.


Seeing my tin-opener come back is better.


It spells food. Right?

Roll

roll roll in ze hay. Well lawn. Whatever. Gets me food.

Stalking

Approaching. With a purpose.


Love love. Did I say purpose?


Well that is cat for ulterior motive.


Off! Off my tin-opener! I need food, err meant love first!

Waiting

He seems to have given up. And about to feed me. No wonder. I have been caterwauling louldy enough in the stair-well and his place...


Patience, I am afraid, is not my forte...


but I have priorities...


Now that the itch is gone, get down here and feed me already!

House

The art of ambushing. I have it down to kitten's play. In the morning, I get my tin-opener on his way out. In the evening, I get him on his way in. What does that mean? Regular large meals for me.


He complained like "Patience! Let me put away my shopping!"


No way dude. I shall follow you. Until you feed me.



Love love love. Feed me now? Or must I bite your unprotected feet again?

You do not talk

about fight club.


No way. Am not talking.


Feed me. Is all I will say.


Are you deaf?! Feed me now! I had a bad night!

Night owl

So? Yes, I am roaming.

There. I did come back after all. For the food, do not get me wrong.

Knee

Hugging got me thinking.


Now if I show something... looking like affection?


There. Love love love.


You human...


Will I get more treats? Before you answer, feel my claws on your leg.

Playtime

Now that I am awake and hungry...


let's play some. So I can eat more.


You game?


Hugs!

Waking

Nap. Good thing. Dreams of fish.


Dreams may come true? There's my tin-opener!


Yawn


I am ready!

Borderline

I was taking a nap just now. But for food... I will get up. Let me stretch, first...

Inside

Inside, there must be food.


Since I surely did not get any out here yet.


So I want in!


Bah humbug. No food in there either.

Tasty

The tip of my tail. Tasty. What can I say?