We are you

Really now. Why did my tin-opener write "We are you" on his door? Beats me. I am me. And that is that. Humans. Tsk.

Full

My. I pestered him so... I got two helpings. And treats. Over and out.

Alert

So I was about to move in. For the love of food. But...


what was that noise out there?


Well don't look at me for answers. I only come here to eat.

House

I am thinking about moving in.


If there is food in there.


Ummm. There is not? Hello?

There

you are.

I have been expecting you.

And food.