Seconds

After successfully ambushing my tin-opener on his way to work early today...

I pretend I am not interested too much in food tonight... For the now.

Yoga

As a cat, I of course am into being balanced. Whole. So after a good meal, yoga helps me. To get hungry again. Learn from a master.

'Mooning Duck'


'Prancing Rabbit'


'Prehensile Swan'


'Dumb cat'


'Silverfish'


Oh. That is not yoga. That is kung fu. 'Claw of fur'. Eat this, Bruce.

Fed

Better. But you were slow on feeding.

Louder

He must be deaf. I shout for food and nothing happens. Let me try this one more time. Only.

Food!

Did you hear me?

Listen

carefully, for I shall repeat this until there is food: Mrrrrrrow!

Very loudly. And repeatedly. Oh, I said that already. Mrrrrrow!