Front

Hello there.


I like hanging out at your front... Sorry. Did I say your? I meant my front-yard.


By the by? Next time you walk past? Bring some food will you? There's a good human.

Weed

No, not what you think. Tsk. Me likes a bit of grass every now and then. Helps my digestion.

Funny that. My tin-opener put a lot of nice grassy plants in his yard. I like to chew on them. He gets mad shouting stuff like "I paid good money for that" and "you no-good furball". I don't care.

Nothing like good digestion, is there? And sleeping in the sun. And regular meals.