Huge

Wow. Never mind the grass. I found something real big to nibble on. What? What is he shouting? "Not the bamboo"? See me not care.

Weed

No, not what you think. Tsk. Me likes a bit of grass every now and then. Helps my digestion.

Funny that. My tin-opener put a lot of nice grassy plants in his yard. I like to chew on them. He gets mad shouting stuff like "I paid good money for that" and "you no-good furball". I don't care.

Nothing like good digestion, is there? And sleeping in the sun. And regular meals.